MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
ttyl tear gas
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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