no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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