The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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