My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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