Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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