yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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