Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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