But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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