For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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