My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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