they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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