If i come over, it means nothing
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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