chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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