very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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