I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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