found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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