what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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