another moral hangover. fuck.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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