Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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