So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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