I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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