his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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