you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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