You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
