he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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