At least make sure they are 18
Why
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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