I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
