Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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