Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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