Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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