GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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