And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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