i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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