Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
