Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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