haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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