I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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