i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she smelled like a LAN party
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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