even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
