I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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