So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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