Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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