i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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