so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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