Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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