He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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