Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
