Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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