I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I enjoy the company of your penis
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
