you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Also, beer. Big fan.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
