so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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